BM TW12 - NOW OPEN IN HAMPTON HILL!

Available dates for our lovely Function room always go quickly, so ring and ask for details now!

We think our food is delicious, reasonably priced and is served in generous portions.

We offer a casual dining service.
Recently we have introduced some new dishes to our short but sweet menu. The old favourites stay the same.

Click here to view the menu.

We believe The Bloated Mallard is Teddington's most unique venue, and is well-established as a lively, friendly local which offers lovely food and great music.

We have strived to retain the buildings' Victorian charm and our 1920's hand pumps serve three Twickenham Real Ales.

We hope to see you here soon!

Function roomTable serviceReal alesLate licencePrivate room hireFree WiFiChildren welcomeDogs welcome